MyAllusion

0510 – Hmmmm. Not passing out. Will try ‘relaxing’ Yoga Nidra on iPod to see if a little guided meditation (not as crunchy as it sounds, according to well, ME) will help. Is way too early to get up.

Dog: Wha? No play? Bummer. Is v. cold in here, so I will now attempt to curl up to the size of a 3 year old’s soccer ball and sleep. *sigh*

0535 – Hmmm. Meditation not working. Now finding instructions to ‘become aware of my right calf’ funny. Not snot-bubble funny, but ‘I really need to effing sleep-PLEASEOMFG’ funny. Headache gone. Sinusy-crap NOT GONE.

Dog: WOMAN! Quit MOVING! Pick a sleep position and for the love of god, SLEEP!

0600 – Shit. Maybe need a Sudafed to rid myself of the sinusy-crap. Drag ass out of bed to swallow the two Sudafed I should have used as an Excedrin chaser.

Dog: OMFGJESUS! Are we up? Play? No? Play? No?

0610 – OK. I’m up. Let’s go see if ResumeGodess has resurrected my resume from the black hole of despair that the rest of me has been crawling out of for the past few weeks. She’s on east coast time. As my aunt Sylvie always says…You never knows!!

Dog: OK. I can deal with this. Paybacks for you, woman. Will now lick myself solely because IT FEELZ GOOD. Know this irritates the shit out of you, probably because it’s more action than you’ve gotten lately. HA!

0630 – ResumeGoddess is a no-show so far. Sinusy-crap reduced to something I can deal with, but NOW AM WIDE AWAKE. Current television options: Nutrisystem, Murad acne medicine, Insider Secrets, TurboJam, or colon cleanse. Outstanding.

Dog: <has passed out. Go figure> Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

0700 – If I wasn’t me, would think this was pretty amusing. Should write post about it since am not bad at self-deprecating humor. Should also include cool pictures of the Dale Chihuly exhibit at the Phoenix Desert Botanical gardens taken while on vacay with Mom&Dad, coolest parents in the world.

Dog: <props an eye open> And one of me? Playing?

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In other overdue news, here’s some pics of the Chihuly installation at the Phoenix Desert Botanical Gardens. I had a ton of fun shooting with a photographer friend of my parents. She actually makes spending money by taking rich tourists from the local spa/golf resort out on photo strolls. I wanna be her when I grow up.

You can check the rest on SmugMug.